John Hancock Academy

A place for the following

• whores

• chaw boys

• rednecks

• autistic

John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America

John Hancock Academy by Leroy Gibbs Sr. December 13, 2018

John Cena 

The 2nd coming of Gahndi himself. The mold of what every man should be. Packs a 16 inch schlong. Will steal your wife with the blink of an eye. Can move mountains with the snap of a finger. Has visited the lost city of Atlantis. Knows where Tupac is hiding.

"I'd go gay for John Cena"-Mike Pence

John Cena by 123guy456 January 18, 2019

John moment 

A bruh moment, but more specific. One suffers a "john moment" when they get curved hard by a girl, especially when they get in a fight with their parents over moving in with her but get dumped in a few months, with said girl going back to her ex that one was a temporary replacement for.

Person 1: "So this girl I was dating just broke up with me and went back to chilling with the dude she was with before me."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."

John moment by Dicktionary21 July 15, 2019

John Hanson 

John Hanson is a handsome man in his 60s, he hits on younger women and smells of freshly cut grass

I wrote a song about John Hanson

John Hanson by A.holmes November 9, 2019

John Wick 

The most deadly son of a bitch you dont wanna fuck with. Dont fight him in a office because he will kill you with a fucking pencil

OH SHIT, ITS JOHN WICK, HIDE THE PENCILS

John Wick by GimmeAllYourBeans February 11, 2020

John Thomas Ranes 

John is an annoying little cunt when u start to talk to him but once u get to know him he’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He has a BIG dick and blonde and will most likely fuck you over but it’s ok because he’s hot.

John Thomas Ranes looks like a rat

John Thomas Ranes by Suphoes1234 March 2, 2020

John Fisher 

A school full of batty boys trying to act up when they know they smell like rotten fish and eggs when they get on the 154. They don’t know what personal space is and would kill each other just for £1.

John Fisher is a batty school.

John Fisher by Ezinne Leona March 27, 2020