Apple Man (noun)
/ˈap-əl man/
A figure in the hood known for consistently smelling like apples, whether from cologne, lotion, or some mysterious natural aura. Often a lowkey legend, the Apple Man moves through the block leaving a crisp, fruity trail behind him.
Lore: The Apple Man is rarely seen buying apple-scented products, leading to speculation that the scent is either a gift from the universe or the result of a secret homemade formula passed down through generations.
Titles: Mr. Macintosh, Sir Fuji, Lord Honeycrisp, The Orchard Phantom
Verb form: Appling — The act of dapping up the Apple Man in recognition of his fragrant legacy.
/ˈap-əl man/
A figure in the hood known for consistently smelling like apples, whether from cologne, lotion, or some mysterious natural aura. Often a lowkey legend, the Apple Man moves through the block leaving a crisp, fruity trail behind him.
Lore: The Apple Man is rarely seen buying apple-scented products, leading to speculation that the scent is either a gift from the universe or the result of a secret homemade formula passed down through generations.
Titles: Mr. Macintosh, Sir Fuji, Lord Honeycrisp, The Orchard Phantom
Verb form: Appling — The act of dapping up the Apple Man in recognition of his fragrant legacy.
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