National Suck Chito Day

All females report to Chito the yung God and suck him rq

Taylor Swift: Yo tryna hit the studio tonight???
Cardi B: Hell nah it’s National Suck Chito Day tryna join for a 3 sum??
Taylor Swift: Fuck yeah Chit got a big shlong

by Chito Lopez April 10, 2019

suck around and find out

Similar to the more commonly know phrase “Fuck around and find out”, suck around and find out is something typically said by one with a penis as either a pick up line to someone one they find sexually attractive who is flirting with them in order to ensure the score OR a phrase used while fooling around with your partner(s) to initiate oral sex and establish dominance in the boudoir.

Person 1: I bet your cum tastes like sweet sweet candy.

Person 2: why don’t you suck around and find out?
OR
Person 1: (while making out before initiating sex or pausing during sex) can you cum for me baby?
Person 2: I don’t know. Why don’t you suck around and find out?

by Jenxee June 6, 2022

Suck my bitch, dick!

It's the women's version of suck my dick, bitch!

You - wow, you look like a hot mess today! Whose bed did you crawl outta?

Me -Suck my bitch, dick!

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 14, 2022

Dick sucking thunder cunt

This is an insult meant for the ho-iest of ho's.
This is also meant for the man ho's

Jonathan: SuCk My HoT ItAlIaN SaUsAgE
Steven: How about no you dick sucking thunder cunt

Jonathan:*fucking gets thanos snapped in his asscheeks*

by Mutated spaghetti June 20, 2019

Cum sucking penis leach

Someone that is such a big cock sucker they literally stay attached to the cock like a leach normally a kiss ass or tattle tail.

Worker 1: I think Brandon is telling the boss on you for being a street cat at work
Worker 2: Brandon is a cum sucking penis leach he's in there sucking the boss dry.

by Bowman475 April 25, 2019

Suck Yo Self September

If you are worthy you must spend the entirety gaining the mental stability and physical resilience to make your lower torso meet your kissers
(Must be possible by the end)

Guy 1:Suck yo Self September?
Guy 2:yea that’s how I broke my back

by Buddha’s left nipple November 7, 2018

National suck dick day

National suck dick day: Suck your partners dick anytime of the day that he wants.

National suck dick day us to give head and please

by James Miller 024 July 5, 2019