Suicide

A genuine problem that not enough people take seriously now. Some people blatantly accuse suicidal people for seeking attention and when they actually do it, they move themselves out of the blame as if they had nothing to do with it.

suicide is a massive problem everyone overlooks

by UDRejuvenator June 24, 2023

Suicide Edging

When you make yourself depressed to the point of almost wanting to KYS, but then you bring friends around to cheer up.

"Man, Tyler's Suicide Edging again, SMH."

"Did you know that Sam has been Suicide Edging for three years?"

by Myocardium July 1, 2023

suiii

A football celebration that is performed only by the GOATS OF THE GOATS.
Only the legends can perform this.

YO DID U SEE THE MATCH YESTERDAT!!! RONALDO SCORED!! HE SAID SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LESGO!!!!!!!!

by Soiler of the great pants August 22, 2023

suit thinking

When upper management (the type of person who wears a suit to work) makes bad decisions or stupid decisions that only makes sense to other people in upper management.

Employee One: some of this stuff doesn't make sense, they send requisitions through two departments to get procurements for a third. What kind of thinking is that?

Employee two: That's suit thinking

by Regular Guy 0009 August 30, 2023

Suicidal depression

Depression with suicidal thoughts

Doctor Billy has suicidal depression

by 459395 July 11, 2024

Suicide Welt

The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.

"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."

by ca$h AF August 13, 2024

Suicide Bomb

When you take a dump on your partner's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Qu’ran.

Maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll give you the Suicide Bomb.

by octacle August 21, 2024