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Ghettofication 

The opposite of "gentrification." Disinvestment and the creation of deteriorated property caused by lower-income people slowly taking over and moving in to middle-class neighborhoods resulting in the flight of the former wealthier inhabitants.
In Detroit, a large proportion of ghettofied housing was originally built for middle and upper income occupants. As the process of ghettofication occurred this housing was increasingly occupied by lower income people. The ensuing disinvestment caused a spiral of decline in this former neighborhood of gentry as mansions were subdivided into several apartments with impoverished tenants. As ghettofication increased the houses were not maintained and blight engulfed the neighborhood.
Ghettofication by Dvorak April 17, 2006
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(n.) Hotel or motel where at any moment the parking lot will be filled by police filming the newest Cops episode.
Hey dude I was in Rawlins, WY at a ghettotel and the cops came to arrest someone with camera crews all over the place. He tried to run off sayin' "dont taze me bro!"

ghetticure 

A pedicure or manicure where one paints over existing chipped nail polish before going to a special event. Usually done after shaving legs in sink. Etymology: ghett(o)- (man)icure/(ped)icure
I wanted to wear my peeptoe pumps to the partay, but my toenail polish was chipped & peeled. So I gave myself a ghetticure.
ghetticure by 208REgirl October 15, 2008
1. Combination of "ghetto" and "country."
2. Someone or something that has the characteristic of being in both low-urban and rural areas.
3. Foods that have also originated in those areas.
1. A rusted up farm truck with brand new spinners: that's ghettry.
2. A woman who constantly wears a Japanese-cut horsehair wig, a very short and dusty jean dress with brown boots: that's ghettry.
3. A sugar sandwich fried in melted sugar-butter: that's ghettry.
4. A mayonnaise sandwich (nothing but mayonnaise): that's ghettry.
5. The Shuga-Pressha Special; malted milk balls that have been battered with egg and cornmeal, deep-fried, coated in powdered sugar, deep-fried again, dipped in chocolate, deep-fried again, dipped in ranch dressing, deep-fried again, dipped in thick caramel, deep-fried again, and heavily sprinkled with seasoned salt and garlic powder: that's REALLY ghettry!

getto grip 

Large sum of money ; Something that you would see a drug dealer have while being arrested on COPS.
Dam Son nigga got that getto grip
getto grip by fudge from philly April 9, 2010

Getto Mac 

A special meal only attainable through the purchase of a McDonald's dollar menu item. A Getto Mac is a result of ordering a McDouble minus the mustard and ketchup then adding shredded lettuce and Big Mac sauce. While I created this getto fab food, I am sure some variation of the Getto Mac exist. I know of none other but my own. Price comparison shows the Big Mac =4$ and the Getto Mac at a getto fab and getto fordable =1.60$*.

National Getto Mac Day is currently held in every country with a McDonald's and the McDouble, on the 20th day of the 4th month.

While the origins of the name is not even somewhat close to a mystery, many urban legends have it that a legendary Lady's man and inventor / genius named "Big D" aka "spanky" aka "dougie" aka "WebMaster" aka "grizzly adams", first made the Getto Mac while stranded in the cold seats of the city... McDonald's. Lacking some real coin, Big D was unable to flip for a fancy Big Mac like all the other ballars and was forced to choose between starvation in the cold seats or painfully watch his McDouble have it's mustard and ketchup stripped off it, molested and forced to wear shredded lettuce and doused in it's captors special sauce. Big D, clearly a manly man, he ate the sandwich shivering in the dark lobby and was rescued by the common sense needed to leave once he was satisfied. Big D then spread the word of his remarkable sandwich upon his return to wherever the hell he was suppose to be.

*price may vary by location.
"hey buddy... I'm fixing to go to mickey d's and get me a McDank, spicy Dank, or a Getto Mac."

"Getto Mac?"

"yah buddy, it's the getto version of a Big Mac and I'm broke. I cant afford one of those fancy Big Macs."
Getto Mac by realfakeuser September 14, 2012

GhettoPUNK-SpazzThrashtic 

(n.) 1.

Can best be described by the entirety of Bert McCracken, Elliesabetta Oliviea, and Charlotte Isabella.
GhettoPunk-SpazzThrashtic should be reserved, and used with care, as it is not for everyone.

(n.) 2.
GhettoPunk-SpazzThrashtic- A person or being who somehow carries themselves with a ghetto-esque slang, punk appearance, and SpazzThrashtic attitude.
(ie) Bert McCracken.
GhettoPUNK-SpazzThrashtic

E: "Hey, you know Bert McCracken?"
C: "From The Used?"
E: "Of course."
C: "Fuck yeah, dude! That guy is GhettoPUNK-SpazzThrastic!"