Drunk driving

When you decide to let God take the wheel.

"Did you hear about the accident downtown last night? That’s what happens when you’re drunk driving."

by BananaChicken22 December 23, 2025

drunk ice

The slightly melted ice remaining in the bottom of your mixed drink glass. Wait staff will want to take it from you, but there is still a little alcohol in there.

I told the waiter that I'd like to keep my glass of drunk ice.

by MGindy January 15, 2026

lunch drunk

idiots that decide it would be a good idea to go and get wasted during lunch at school and then come bak and stay drunk and cover up poorly

Slut#1: lets go get wasted
Slut#2: hell ya we'll be cool
slut#1: ok

by cracky the crack head May 4, 2005

Cross Drunk

The act of getting extremely irritated following the ingestion of too much alcohol.

Brutus was so cross drunk last night he ripped the front door off the hinges!

by mcuicchi May 23, 2008

woggo drunk

To be so drunk that you're unable to stand upright and likely to lose your phone and/ or other personal items.

Man, I've got the worst hangover; I was woggo drunk last night. Lost my phone again.

by anyonefromanywhere September 26, 2010

pitt drunk

to get so drunk that you piss and shit yourself and snort oxy cottons while failing to wheel

im gonna get so pitt drunk tonight
oh man i was so pitt drunk lastnight
jordan pitt is such a pussy only fags get pitt drunk
pitt drunk is for pussys

by tylerpitts November 26, 2010

Bum Drunk Parade

When you get so drunk it is obvious to people around you that you will permit anal sex if propositioned

Joan "Check out those completely pissed girls"

Karl "Bum Drunk Parade"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011