Gender wars

Something so fucking ridiculous I think that we should just let global warming continue to happen so we can all roast to death. Why are people fighting over their fucking gender? As if you can fucking control that! These retards need to get a life and not base their opinions of the opposite gender of of BuzzFeed articles and Andrew Tate podcasts.

Some random fucktard: I participate in the gender wars!
Normal person: Kill yourself

by leo123456 December 9, 2023

Tug uh war

When you grab someone's penis and they grab yours. Take turns backing away one step at a time. First one to orgasm loses.

"Hey Caleb, wanna tug uh war?"

"Yea, I bet you'll lose"

by Kaleb & Jayden December 13, 2023

Race War

A form of beef which where 2 races are arguing

White people are in a Race War with Asian people

by UrNansLifeSupport December 15, 2023

Granny War

When people feud like old ladies over something that doesn't need to be argued over.

Tom: hey Billy what is making our moms so mad over baseball and dinosaurs to where they are arguing so childishly?

Billy: They're in a Granny War right now Tom. Give it time and their childishness will (hopefully) pass.

by GoochiBangzz December 2, 2018

corporate war

The Great Corporate War has raged since thee conception of fiat. Organizations, governments, associations, companies and corporations all came up out of the woodwork to battle it out in this realm of stocks, bonds, and mutual funds. Cartels, mafias, and every kind of gang live to make money. Banks live to launder it. We live to spend it and put it in the right hands. The cycle of drugs, murder, skulduggery, and straight fuckery go deep, and continue without cease. Cash is king, and gold is queen. The king can be stretched, but the queen is sacred, feel me. If you have a job you're in the game. Nobody's innocent. Every conflict has been funded and back by government and corporate dollars. And that's the beauty of it. The Corporate War has no end in sight, because fiat is a promise and promises are older than money... It's good vs evil, out here in the streets. It's Corporate War, baby.

Example
Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*

by el socio October 13, 2018

war-torn

Adj: An unsightly almost-human. Gaunt, pungent, without decorum. Perverse, beady eyes. Not to be trusted with a female.

When I looked upon the man, I could see he had a smell about him as if he’d just stepped out of the trenches. His malnourished form was more goblin than man; his face was rough, as if his head had been stuck in a popcorn machine for hours upon end. And he had eyes that glued to any woman like a perpetual form of herpes. The man was war-torn and not to be trusted with the female sex.

by Cold Roll November 7, 2018

Yogurt war

When a group of men attempt to ejaculate on eachother competitively 😂

Angelo and jadon had a yogurt war while everyone was gone.

by Datnigga23gotbars August 23, 2017