Simp

A guy who would do anything for pussy but never gets it. Would literally ditch the boys to hang with the girls just to be friendzoned and called the gay best friend. Usually named Jacob

Guy 1: omg you are really going to hang with girls instead of the boys?
Guy 2: yea im trying to get my dick wet
Guy 1: you never get pussy all the girls friend zoned you! You’re such a simp!

by Thatpussman January 16, 2020

Simp

simp is a acronym of the military ranking:

Simian
Imitating
Military
Personal

yes, im a simp. Simian Imitating Military Personal

by Jobb February 24, 2021

Simp

overlord_succ#3255

Overlord is a simp

by Trashwifi_ May 19, 2020

Simp

Trenton Schoonmaker

Simp for bell-bottom queens.

by pudge32 October 07, 2020

simp

doctah. doctah is a simp.

doctah: says anything
me: simp!!!

by anka gotovanka September 16, 2020

Simp

É o Paiva.

Hellooo mother fishy!!! How are you today?!Glub yourmoCool yourmoCool - He's such a simp

by Commander Bonny June 17, 2020

Simp

Simp, if you be nice to any girl you are a simp.

Simp: hey Jessica I think you look really nic..
Normal person: SIMP!

by Simp, you are a simp March 10, 2020