a simp is a man like robogamer2465, a man that has never seen the outside nor inside of a shower. a man that reeks of carrots and cat shit. (whose mon is hot a hell)
by the one and only noodles March 23, 2022
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Get the simping mug.Commonly a person born in Colombia and adopted by Australians. A female. She says weird stuff like 'Lowbi' and 'Smoosh B'. She is normally in a relationship with someone she refers to as her simp. They always end up getting married and having kids. Their kids are referred to as 'Baby Simps'.
'Hey, Simp do you make any tuna for that pasta.'
'Simp, be a good simp and overcook that pasta yeh? Thanks'
'Your my simp, right?'
'Where are you going? Im going to simp central bitch!'
'Simp, be a good simp and overcook that pasta yeh? Thanks'
'Your my simp, right?'
'Where are you going? Im going to simp central bitch!'
by Hoozy123 October 23, 2020
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by ToothpasteFilet May 6, 2020
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Friend 2 - nah, he said he's gotta go to the airport to pick up his girlfriend who arrives tonight. They haven't seen each other in months.
Friend 1 - what a simp.
Friend 2 - nah, he said he's gotta go to the airport to pick up his girlfriend who arrives tonight. They haven't seen each other in months.
Friend 1 - what a simp.
by Sweet5t March 30, 2022
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