hairy petter 

-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best

you're a lovely boy, hairy petter.

hairy petter by JChao February 26, 2008

Hairy fasnarasaurus 

Pussy so old and hairy, that only the geico cavemen remember when it was tight! Usually found south the

Wooly Mamaries.

Joan Rivers has a hairy fasnarasaurus, the only original part on her body.

Hairy fasnarasaurus by Manic Mike August 30, 2009

hairy tortoise 

one of the many terms given to a woman's reproductive parts

I won't tell You that I love You, kiss or hug You, coz I'm bluffin' with my hairy tortoise

hairy tortoise by Commander Rik January 25, 2011

Hairy Poonie Waggler 

A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.

Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.

Hairy Poonie Waggler by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011

Hairy Burka 

This is a meaning for a man who shaves his genital area but has hairy legs and belly. The shaved part look like the eye section of a Burka.

Question to a hairy man: Q. Do you shave your balls? A. Yeah I have a Hairy Burka!

Hairy Burka by BrownBoy90 January 20, 2015

Hairy Oliver 

After oral sex, the pubic hairs that linger in your braces.

God man, she got the Hairy Oliver last night. I haven't shaved in weeks.

Hairy Oliver by Slimebitch March 19, 2016

hairy kumquat

1) a kumquat that is hairy
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch

Girl 1: Danggggg, that new guy is a real hairy kumquat.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.

hairy kumquat by Clauth Towel September 21, 2016