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Bob Hardy 

Cherubic bass player for Glaswegian band Franz Ferdinand. The youngest member of the band was a painter, attending a Glasgow art school, before being harassed by then co-worker Alex Kapranos to learn to play a bass that Alex had recently been given.

Apparently makes really distasteful dead baby jokes, but then again - they're *dead baby* jokes.
"I really like that Bob Hardy - he's quite funny"
Bob Hardy by SuperPooks February 10, 2006

hairy gum 

A party trick involving exposing only the nutsack which looks like a piece of gum rolled in hair (assuming one does not shave his nuts).
Hey man, look! I got some hairy gum stuck to my pants!
hairy gum by sheshkable June 11, 2006

Laurel and Hardy 

The best comic duet of all time. They started as a duet early in 1928 with silent short classics such as "Big Business" and
"Should married men go home" till after the war with full-feature movies.
They are best remembered for their short talkies which are as close to perfect comedy as one can get (Forget about Marx Brothers and the rest).
Best talkies include: Sons of Desert, Music Box (Oscar) ,Way out West, Helpmates, Country Hospital and Towed in a hole to name just a few
Well, heres another nice mess you gotten me into
Laurel and Hardy by George April 3, 2004

hairy woof 

A vagina that has never been trimmed or just an overgrown messy mass of pubic hair.
I was going down on this eskimo bitch and when i pulled her undies off this HAIRY WOOF popped out! I felt like moses parting the red sea to find her pussy lips.

I was drunk when I met this girl and when we got naked she had a HAIRY WOOF that looked like buckwheat in a leglock!!
hairy woof by choochie January 4, 2008

Laurel and Hardy 

Screw Friends, Laurel and Hardy beats them anyday.

hairy musket

when you put your bare ass on some poor bastards head and fart....not a pleasent thing
Joe: damn you just got a hairy musket
kyle: Im gonna go kill myself
Joe:ok
hairy musket by sheet January 10, 2004