retarded fish frog 

A born native of Jacksonville, North Carolina.

Shane: gimme a smoke.
Ryan: Buy your own, you retarded fish frog.

retarded fish frog by dickbagpadildo October 1, 2008

Pop Culturally Retarded 

A person who is especially unaware of various pop culture references and who has not seen or even heard of various popular music, movies, books, etc.

Jennifer is "Pop Culturally Retarded" because she has never seen or even heard of the movie Old School.

Pop Culturally Retarded by The Karcich June 11, 2010

Retardidism 

1. The act of being retarded through bacterial infection

10/10 kids suffer from retardidism.

Retardidism by [e-mail] April 19, 2018

Awkward Retarded Dinosaur 

A hand gesture made by placing four fingers on a surface with the middle finger straight out to resemble a dinosaur similar to a brontosaurus. Used in an awkward situation to release the tension. Very similar to the Awkward Turtle. This was created by fringe characters Jade and Lukalicious during the TV show 'Psych'

When telling a joke that no one gets, one can sometimes get a laugh by using the awkward retarded dinosaur in conjunction with a "wooof"

The 'woooof' can be replaced with any farmyard animal sound that indicates the awkward dinosaur is too retarded to know what sound it should make

variations include "awkward retarded crocodile" (accompanied by a crocodile hand gesture that has jaws that do not allign when closed)

question: "Hey guys knock knock?"
response: "I fucking hate those jokes"

*crickets chirping*

passer by: "awkward retarded dinosaur...wooooof" with awkward dinosaur gesture creates laughter.

Awkward Retarded Dinosaur by benjamin e August 8, 2010

Redtard

Redtard - A mindless socialist/communist who blindly follows the totalitarian lead of their Red overlords.

"These Redtards are boycotting Israel without knowing anything about it!" or "This guy wants the government to control everything; He must be a Redtard."

Redtard by nox18 April 19, 2014

flogging a retarded horse 

To complain about stupid behavior repeatedly exhibited by an individual.

'I hate flogging a retarded horse, but could you believe that Marcia forgot to send in my expense report for the third straight week?'

flogging a retarded horse by The New Musicologist March 24, 2009

Retardid 

A retard just did that. That happened.

That retardid spelldid his name for the first time then watched Teletubbies for 16 hours straight.

Retardid by Mumble Tumpkin May 9, 2018