Urethral nut

A substance excreted from an organisms urethra; a transparent and most commonly yellow fluid
(I.e. piss)

I went to the bathroom to relieve myself of my urethral nut

by Something_Witty696969 April 26, 2019

The Thor Nut

When you came so hard that thunder appeared next to your penis.

Ah fuck dude, i got the thor nut yesterday while jacking off to Riley

by TheRyaNut May 2, 2019

Poop nuts

One who's nuts are covered in poop

"Ah shit man, I got poop nuts again"

by DinksterJoe May 12, 2019

tooth nut

The act whitening your woman’s teeth with jizz. She smiles as you nut on her grill.

No more expensive teeth whitening treatments since we discovered the tooth nut. Come on babe, show us your pearly whites!

by El Conquistador May 15, 2019

Frying a nut

Frying a nut.
This is dropping acid, or otherwise known as LSD, and experiencing the effects known as a “fry”.

Jake: “Hey I just bought a couple tabs! Wanna come over and fry a nut with me?”
Madison: “frying a nut is my favorite!”

by ayganggang June 5, 2019

Nut Clog

Did you know, if you shower after you nut, it will solidify, go to the fucking doctor retard. It's gonna hurt, and can lead to urethra damage. Don't shower.

I had to go to the doctor to get a nut clog removed.

by HahaNut27 March 25, 2019

Missing Nut

When a Male has finished wanking, he cannot locate the so-called nut, making it the missing nut.

Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.

Damn bro, you're dead!

by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019