Bop n’ Beans

A southern delicacy where a redneck gal (female) gives you a blowjob, while you eat baked beans, in which she prepares.

Russ- *in southern accent* -“Hey Crystal, I want bop n’ beans!”

by Hdjsjshdjdj July 18, 2018

Sack o’ beans

Nickname given to a man, typically a midwestern overweight hairy man, acting like a no good piece of filth. He also stinks.

‘Look! That man is acting so stupid!’

‘I guess you could call him a sack o’ beans!’

by Hermantown August 23, 2018

Bayou butter bean

Fat bitches from Louisiana. Pussy smells like old bay and Joe Burrows breath. A bayou butter bean wears cowboy boots and takes shits like men.

I was fucking this bayou butter bean and when I busted in her crab boil my cock fell off

by Sgt. Donkey Dick November 23, 2019

Green bean kid

When a kid is very stingy and weird and skinny and short and tiny and not cute and really weird and a mamas boy that doesn’t do anything wrong that has a weird smile

John is such a green bean kid

by Sarrraaaaaaa December 12, 2019

roasting my bean

A euphemism for female masturbation; to manually manipulate the clitoris to orgasm.

After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.

by MLWriter March 28, 2019

Ju Ju Beaned

When you get beaten repeatedly with the candy jujubes until your face is battered and you need to wear headgear to repair your grill. Also a girl that gets tea bagged by the abominable snowman whilst eating the hard gummy candy.

Ju Ju Beaned: act of being hit with candy or being teabagged by a hairy bastard

by Elrozz December 15, 2017

Alien bean fighting

When aliens fill up punching bags with baked beans and proceed to punch them from 36-47 hours

Do you want to watch an ALien Bean Fighting match with me on Tuesday?

by NazKillerCars7 January 31, 2020