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Mr.Bean Special 

The asexual act of putting raw oysters inside of a woman's Vagina. The Oysters are left inside over night. Tapeing the vaginal lips is often neccesary to ensure that the oysters stay put. Once the woman wakes up, her sexual partner eats all of the oysters out using nothing but his mouth.
Jonathan: How was your honeymoon?

Lenny: Most of it was good, but flaura made me give her a Mr.Bean special, so I was sick for the remainder of the honeymoon.
Jonathan: That's sick.
Mr.Bean Special by RussianSexMachine November 26, 2014

Smol Bean 

Someone who is too tiny and cute for this world. Like Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph
Oh my! Tyler is such a smol bean!

coffee bean 

A Black woman's clitoris regardless of size.
"Ohhh- weee look at that phat coffee bean, smashin up against her panties! It's makin bean juices. Thang huge as hell, finna drench her undies or bust out! Thuck, I can't wait!"
coffee bean by atm TJ July 30, 2019
Nickname for a friend,whose penis is small, discovering this of course through none homosexual experience
Guy 1 "Bro Kelly went blow joe last night, and started cracking up after she saw his dick"
Guy 2 " fucking bean always scaring the chicks away"
Bean by Sircookealot May 18, 2014

Bean dip 

We all arrived for the bean dip, that pool will never be the same
Bean dip by Pat mcgroin September 4, 2013

bean flicking 

"man i just came back from a great time of bean flicking"
"awesome i did it yesterday!"
bean flicking by skylightttbby July 17, 2016