TOP SCANKER

TOP SCANKER

TOP SCANKER

by top scanker January 18, 2021

Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

by TopHatBill May 27, 2022

top secret

The definition is so top secret, we can't even tell you the definition.

THE EXAMPLE IS ALSO TOP SECRET.

by theworldofurbanwords December 09, 2024

Top of the morning

Getting head in the morning, getting a blowjob in the morning.

Woke up and i'm sad because I didn't get any top of the morning.

by Hanumon March 19, 2024

Off the top of my phone

Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something

"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."

by Kokocane February 10, 2016

top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.

I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.

by pertassels December 15, 2023

Top Stonch

Dublin (Ireland) slang, equivelant to a British chav.

Yer man is well top stonch

by top stonch bloke May 18, 2010