meat popsicle

the male genetalia (slang)

"I was so bored in class that I whipped out my meat popsicle and started jerking off. I got a detention."

by D GuZ January 26, 2004

meat sweats

When you perspire heavily cuz your really nervous about meating someone.

I had a backstage pass to the Justin Bieber concert, but when he came over to talk to me I got a bad case of the meat sweats.

by El Capitan Poopy Pantalones November 28, 2011

meat jerking

jerking off/beating off the grouch - masturbation - the way in which meat is jerk - cahpewt

Johnny said he couldnt come to the party beacuase he had to do some serious meat jerking

by john making August 17, 2006

gahsh meat

Gahsh meat literally means "the meat of a wild, untamed beast, such as a wild donkey or monster-like creature."

Gahsh meat is quite tasty and delicious.

Dude 1: I want some gahsh meat, some gahsh meeeeeeeeeeeeat.

Dude 2: Word. Fashizzle, man. Let's go kill that goat yonder.

by adel7 August 3, 2007

Crotch Meat

1. A male's penis.
A. Having a large penis
2. A female's Vagina.
a. Having a deep vagina
3. Hiding Genitals or oral sex.
4. Vagital sex
5. Anal Sex (Gay or straight)

1. He's playing with his Crotch Meat.
A. Heavy Crotch Meat.
2. She's poking her Crotch Meat.
a. Hollow Crotch Meat
3. Putting away that/the Crotch Meat.
4. Crotch Meat Sandwich.
5. Crotch Meat Salad.

by Aaron L. September 4, 2008

Meat Jousting

Homosexual Male Sex

Shannon and Karl were Meat Jousting in room 512 in Drew Hall all night.

by paul March 14, 2004

meat pipe

A testicular deformity associated with the symptoms of a large, abnormally unhealthy cock that is raging with a combination of genital herpes, crabs, and syphilus (Treatment is optional and consists of a cheap prostitute eating your swollen and cancerous DICK. There is only a 47% chance of recovery, with the great risk of a slow painful death).

Bronson's gargantuan meatpipe, deceased and a threat to human safety, is surpassed in severity only by his rectally hemmoraged bonch and extremely potent anal yeast infection.

by The Beast Master July 1, 2003