Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.

Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

by kam75xx June 11, 2021

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

Random google search autocorrect!

Google just said, "why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"!

by riflema May 23, 2016

god is dead and we have killed him

Yeah... Aye there's no denying it.

Ok, Furry's exist, God is dead and we have killed him

by SumRandoDud December 6, 2018

pry it from my cold dead hands

The thing that is the most valuable to you, can only be taken away when you are Deceased.

Those bastards can try and "Pry it from my cold dead hands!"

by Sosku10 December 11, 2021

It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs

When someone farts and it smells bad

When Jeremy Lynch’s Best Friend farts Jermey Lynch says “ It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs “.

by Eejejejeje July 30, 2022

sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls

used to refer to how much Gigli actually sucked

At the screening of GIGLI , Jean says " Damn , this movie sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls "

by nimphoboy May 17, 2006

I see dead people having orgasms

Sarcastic way of saying that what you are told is absolute nonsense, unviable (not capable of succeeding, esp financially "the pit had proved economically unviable"), or unpractical.

Sure... me too... I see dead people having orgasms.

by rperazag June 28, 2010