1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.

2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.

2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*
by Disclaimer October 07, 2006
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An exclamation made by Egyptian captains in the Medieval II: Total War Series.
Yalla! My sultan wishes you dead!
by Porkenstein August 17, 2008
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The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.
Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
by kam75xx June 11, 2021
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Google just said, "why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"!
by riflema May 01, 2016
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The thing that is the most valuable to you, can only be taken away when you are Deceased.
by Sosku10 December 11, 2021
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When someone farts and it smells bad
When Jeremy Lynch’s Best Friend farts Jermey Lynch says “ It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs “.
by Eejejejeje July 31, 2022
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