Zaching off

Nutting on your friends couch

He just came over to my house and starting zaching off on my blanket.

by Pussyfoot69 July 21, 2017

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Off side

If somebody is not around or available.

Damo: You coming to the gig tomorrow?
Anto: Can't bro ill be off side tomorrow.

by Tenacious Ste September 2, 2021

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off-jerk

when your jizz acquires superpowers and slowly but surely takes a sharp turn backwards away from the monstrosity you realise you are fucking

Oi Jim I saw you off-jerking to the pic of my girl bruh, Well done!

by shavakmatalia February 9, 2020

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Jew-off

a mispronunciation of the name Joshua

"Hey, did you see that guy over there? I think his name was Jew-off"

by Pikapika200 December 2, 2021

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A person jacked up on meth or some other type of speed that's been up for a extended period and is talking nonsense usually to themselves and usually moving like they are trying to dance but are changing their minds as to what body part to move first.

Did you see that chic at wal-Mart twisted off in the toy isle?

by Kris burkholder March 6, 2019

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Dick-Off

When two males pull their pants down, get hard, and walk towards eachother. The person who touches first wins and has the bigger penis.

They do this to see who has a larger penis.

Hey I’ll bet you my dick is bigger than yours, wanna have a dick-off ?

by Megacrankdaddy77 February 12, 2018

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