“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”
“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”
“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”
by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021
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Get the skin and bones mug.When the corona virus pandemic ends and you’re out having sex with a random woman you picked up, you drop a massive load in her mouth and make her swallow only to tell her that you recently recovered from Covid-19. She then remembers that viruses remain in a mans semen long after it has left the rest of his systems. She ultimately gets the corona virus and is out of commission for a few weeks.
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Get the Cor-bone-a mug.When you splooge in a chick during sex and on your last thrust your shaft gets covered in your own cum but you never clean it off. Later in the day though when you clean your bone off the dried cum looks like dust falling off!
Killian was smashing Riley’s snatch last night and never cleaned his knob off after cream pieing her. A couple hours later bone dust was falling off his schlong when he took his dick out to piss
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Get the Throw Bones mug.Me at 7am: hey Siri set a sleep alarm for 10am
Siri: haha you are boned
Me: what the hell?
Siri: your alarm has been set for 10am
Siri: haha you are boned
Me: what the hell?
Siri: your alarm has been set for 10am
by andy653 February 12, 2022
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