vacation dick 

When you are on your Victorian House Boat and see your Butler from across the Bow and he gives you a look of Rambunctious Lust and you are keen for a Deep Penetration

*When you want that Vacation Dick*

You: "Hey Jeeves, let go of that wheel and attend to my Mast"

Jeeves: "Sure thing, I bring a few seamen to the poop deck *throbs*"

vacation dick by Lizard Lord June 16, 2016

comer dick 

A Dick that hasn't been seen in years due to a overwhelming GUT!

Hey Look at Sean, He's got Comer Dick!

comer dick by Big Dog Drake October 30, 2017

John Dick 

The skin on Forknife called the "Reaper" that steals kills from you or kills you.
Don't shoot at a Reaper.
You will die.
Don't even try with one on pc.
You will die.

Oh shit a John Dick! 4 degrees North!

Fucking jOhN dICK

John Dick by torilyn June 16, 2018

Frog dick 

When a man hops around trying to find a willing person to insert his tiny frog size penis in .

Did you see Fernando the other day ? That poor man was frog dicking all around. Feel sorry for man woman or shim that he gets a hold of b.c they won't feel a thing.

Frog dick by Dingleberry Kelly August 13, 2018

Big Dick Kim Namjoon 

Big Dick Kim Namjoon: can be used in any sentence, mostly by hard stans on twitter.

“Oh my god, did you hear? Big Dick Kim Namjoon was at the 2019 Grammy’s!”

“Big Dick Kim Namjoon visited me in my dreams last night. My back? Don’t know her. She’s blown out!”

Big Dick Kim Namjoon by seokmytit February 12, 2019

whisky dick 

when a guy drinks too much and can’t keep a hard on up

yeah dylan got a whisky dick last night.
it wasn’t any fun

whisky dick by whiskydicker19 March 5, 2019

Egors Dick 

Egors dick is the perfect size for all women. It will make your pussy wet and will make you get thousands of orgasms every year. If you find Egors dick you are a very lucky woman. Or man xD.

I found Egors dick in my pussy yesterday. OMG, CAN I HAVE SOME ASWELL? Of course babe

Egors Dick by Niggee October 14, 2021