Dirty velma

Eating a dog treat out of a nerdy girls vagina.

I'm still picking kibble out of my teeth, from the dirty velma I munched on for lunch.

by Bilge pump May 16, 2018

Dirty Turtle

When you find out through a strange series of events that you're actually a furry.

I took one look at that picture and now I'm a dirty turtle.

Or

I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.

by Hepatetaa September 29, 2017

dirty escobar

The act of dumping cocaine into a strippers ass, then having them fart it into your face.

Mr. Lonnie and Mrs. Lonnie found a bag of cocaine in the woods and decided that the dirty Escobar is the responsible thing an adult would do.

by Mr. Lonnie October 4, 2017

dirty cummer

Someone who is careless with their ejaculate. Usually getting it everywhere, and not cleaning it up.

"yea guys, I'm a dirty cummer. I just throw it on my wall when I'm done"

by Tally225 May 24, 2017

dirty pyromaniac

When you eat something spicy before going down on someone as revenge.

"Did you hear about Sara and John? Wing night for them accidently turned into a dirty pyromaniac."

by PRIDErunsdeep November 7, 2017

Dirty Messinger

When you haven't showered in between sex sessions with two different women in a 48 hour window, causing extreme odor and nausea

Carl gave Marissa the Dirty Messinger, poor girl almost barges when he dropped his pants

by Khaki Dan February 22, 2018

dirty therkel

A seizure caused by young assholes at work resulting in a mental breakdown stroke or aneurysm.
Also a depraved sex act performed by the elderly that is so disgusting it results in a mental breakdown stroke or aneurysm

He got so pissed off at the new guy he suffered from a dirty therkel.......

Hes never been the same since he gave his missus a dirty therkel

by C-Happy February 12, 2017