Top

To feel a woman's boobs (tits)

I just top your girl and she liked it

by RJFG_M8 January 14, 2016

Top-shelving

When you pop a dip dipping tobacco in your upper lip.

His lower tray was raw so he embraced top-shelving a beaver pinch.

by hilarioyo January 21, 2016

Lil tank top

A person who wears tank tops to small for them.

I nicknamed Shaun lil tank top since his tank tops are fit for a baby!

by Smi1eyface January 27, 2016

top park

A local community park in what seems to be a suburban city in San Marcos, ca. Known to be the home of local fries. A place to smoke. Drink. Cry. Fuck. Sleep. And exist.

Meet at chop park after I sell a sack at 711?
Yeah he chipped his tooth after smoking a chop at top park and hitting his head on the sidewalk.

by Mahour November 20, 2018

Top Cock

The head coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks football team. Coined by Fox News in an effort to cover for a Freudian Slip made by a reporter.

South Carolina just hired Steve Spurrier. He's the new Top Cock.

by Texas Man November 26, 2018

Top Job

Going Down On Him

Babe, I'm ready for my top job you promised.

by NO COOKIES WIFI December 3, 2018

Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018