Jake

Jake is a wonderful person that is always willing to brighten your day. When you find a Jake, typically they will be arrogant and in-denial at first but turns out to be a charming and a ladies man. Jake is the so-called type to be extremely smart acing his subjects with ease. Jake holds bonds with his bonds very well and is the type that would retain their friendships for a long duration of time. Jake is the person to be with.

"What's everyone talking about? It's that Jake!"

by agjjgakowaohgwhoitgw April 22, 2021

Jake Paul

The hardened crust formed in the bellybutton from improper masterbation cleaning.

Logan Paul: Darn, I got some white crust in my bellybutton from last night.
Human: Looks like your little brother (Jake Paul) crawled in your bellybutton

by Boat69 June 30, 2021

Jake

A total fucking retard that does the most stupidest shit whenever he can.

don’t be friends with this retard, you'll regret it...

Guy: You friends with Jake?
Other guy: yea why?
Guy: okay, he’s gonna ruin ur day.

by A guy not named Jake March 11, 2018

Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.

Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake webber

The jake webber cult is groupchat on Instagram made by @g.orgeouscolby. everyone in the gc has a profile picture with jake webber infront of a fire smiling, we plan world domination and talk about all the people in sam and colby friends group.

"What's your hobby?"

"Talking about world domination and Danny devito with the jake webber cult."

by Jakewebbercultmwah July 15, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Jake

a kid who doesn’t have the best looks but a good personality. I would never date a jake cause he isn’t trustworthy. He will cheat nonstop and say he doesn’t. He we fuck many other girls!!! He is not worth your life. I would dump him. Cause girl u deserve the world. A jake can be very stubborn. And he won’t trust anyone, even when his gf is with guys that he is friends with. While he is with other bitches and doesn’t tell her ...like? Never date a jake waste of time and very ugly kid with glasses messed up teeth and weird ass hair. Let’s pass on that sis

Sydney: I wanna fuck jake

Linsey: ew no he so ugly
Sydney: True true oh well

by Cockblockpop June 22, 2019