dick heavy

(adverb) Used to describe a group of people in which there are more males than females.

Synonym: sausage fest

"Dude, we should call Sara and Angela before we head to the party, we're kinda dick heavy."

by Frank Taylore March 10, 2008

Hamburger Dick

When you do nothing but sit around day after day watching prom and masturbating non-stop and your dick is flat out sore, red and raw like ground hamburger.

That three day weekend left me with hamburger dick.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

Reef Dick

A venereal disease that leaves your dick looking like a coral reef. There is no known cure.

Tyrone: "Hey, girl, TTD."

Sara: "Ew, gross. You got that reef dick."

by coco biotches 69 March 15, 2011

Phet dick

When a male has taken a certain amount of amphetamines, his penis decides to shrivel up like a salted slug.

Woman: why is your dick so small?
Man: Phet dick!

Woman: Looks like a button mushroom....

by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016

bump dick

when yo dick got a big ol bump in the middle of it

“Aye yo! that kid matt got a bump dick”

by bump dick master March 5, 2019

Flipping a dick

Freaking out over something

Everyone was flipping a dick when I told them I was going to Barcelona tomorrow.

The teacher flipped a dick on me when I did a line of coke off the keyboard of my macbook in class.

by effkay December 2, 2011

Dick Picking

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you

"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."

by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018