jerk blocking

when you really want to jerk off, but someone like your sister, parents, or friends keep bothering you and won't leave you alone. It is very annoying and depressing.

I was trying to jerk off last night, but my sister kept telling me all these stories and she wouldn't leave me alone.

Wow, she was jerk blocking you all night.

jerk blocking by 877372 May 16, 2009

Blocking spree 

When you block a whole bunch of people on facebook for no particular reason.

This morning I was on facebook, and I looked at the friend finder. That's when I decided it was time for a blocking spree.

Blocking spree by SsBeef January 29, 2015

Rebecca Black Syndrome 

This term has become acquainted with many tweens the past month.It describes a child emotionally/physically handicap to determine which seat to accommodate oneself in.One can strain enough to the verge of not being able to chose any given seat and later on obtain several foot diseases such as calluses or spurs.
Sometimes, Rebecca Black Syndrome can affect the education of one child.
With RBS the child can ditch school to enter a party without her parents consent.Because of course the RBS tween was going to the bus to go to school but really isn't. It can go as far as to going to the same party with a black pedophile man.
It can go as far as the user of this horrid disease forget proper english.

Ex.

We so excited X WRONG
We are so excited / RIGHT

Some symptoms of Rebecca Black Syndrome.

-Excessive flatulence

-Multiple thoughts and dreams of both front and back seat
-Sweating when thinking which to chose

-Depression when not knowing which to pick
-DUTAA / Driving Under The Appropriate Age
-Random hallucinations of entering the car of a black man
-Ditching school

-Arguments containing the front seat
-Arguments containing the back seat
-Using absurd quotes such as 'We so excited'

Rebecca Black Syndrome by IareKohl May 7, 2011

Black Friday Shit 

The enormous shit you have to take on the day after your huge Thanksgiving Day meal, which is Black Friday.

John: Hey man, did you get any good deals on Black Friday?

Gary: No man, I was going to, but I suddenly had to take a huge Black Friday shit.

Black Friday Shit by DMAc94 November 29, 2009

Black Clam 

A Black clam is a vagina on any women of African descent. It is called so because a female vagina looks like a clam and a darker colored ones are called "Black clam".

Jose walks into the Tijuana whorehouse and tells the Madam, "Senora, you have a lot of pretty Latinas in here but I had my heart set on getting some Black Clam." The madam goes to the back and pulls out a dark Panamanian lady of the night. Jose pays the madam $10 and has his share of that sweet Black Clam!

Black Clam by ElChorizero June 12, 2011

Black Ops Wank 

One plays the video-game Call of Duty: Black Ops so much that you're brain becomes wearisome and tired. In a state of trauma you turn to your computer and your urge to wank. Whilst getting into your wank you get bored and return to black ops.

Wow, why is my computer streaming porn.... oh must of had another Black Ops wank.

Black Ops Wank by Neo12 January 15, 2011

black air force ones 

The most dangerous type of shoe there is. If a nigga is wearing these, they have probably six counts of murder, shoplifting and home invasion charges under their belt. Avoid them at all costs.

Tyrone: Man that nigga Andre is annoying as fuck.
Jamal: Stay the fuck away from him dude, I saw him rocking black air force ones on the court yesterday.

black air force ones by caporegime June 8, 2021