Pirate Faced

A state of extreme inebriation where one can only focus with one eye open.

After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him.

Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.

Let’s get fucking pirate faced this weekend.

by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018

wig face

when you have a good face for wigs

Damn my girl has such wig face

by whatevrman February 12, 2017

diesel face

And unattractive female who's face resembles that of a Mac truck

My sister Lauren asked, "are you still going out with that diesel face? "

by Dr ZackWhatley MD.PHD.MBA.LLM. February 15, 2017

subway face

A typical new yorker face waiting for subway to come at early monday morning. Weary, tensed, pale, restlessness, stressed like black hole is just about to swallow our galaxy.

Guy 1: Dude look at that arse?

Guy 2: Subway face's killin' it.

by gjncp May 23, 2016

face minge

The type of interim teenage beard that makes someone look like a twat

Hey Digby, did you check out the face minge on Clint? He looks like a twat!

by SmurgleT April 24, 2016

cancer face

When you lose weight, but your face looks like you have a disease.

That new diet made her body hot, but now she has cancer face.

by Dicwad April 27, 2016

sofa face

A face you would like to sit on

Laura: She has a sofa face
Kyle: Wtf is sofa face?
Laura: A face I'd like to sit on :)

by KillerKy April 28, 2016