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Chicago White Sock

A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)

This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021
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Sock

SOME
OTHER

CUNTS

KIDS
Im the poor cunt with socks!! least your kids are your own!!
by Some aussie cunt August 17, 2022
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Pink Sock

When you get your asshole railed so hard that it prolapses out looking like a pink sock.
Roy: Hey Wyatt any chance I could give you a pink sock?

Wyatt: Nigga not you. Im still recovering from the last time you railed my asshole.
by Alanthecreator March 13, 2024
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The sandy sock

Me and Haley did the sandy sock last night
by Chcuky September 16, 2021
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Sock milk

Tom picked up the wrong sock and sock milk leaked out
by AOletsgo October 8, 2020
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Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak

A person with many fetishes, whether its ears or feet. In addition, they only wear fuzzy socks and nothing else.
Kelsey: Alvin can you stick your dirty little squiggléy dick in my ear??
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!
by dan_gleewang January 19, 2021
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shit sock

A small whole in a sock that may get dog or cat shit in it .
oh look honey, I have a shit sock. That darn cat pooped on the floor again.
by mikey81p November 17, 2020
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