hornet jelly

Hot jizz on ones face

Dude I shot a load of hornet jelly on her face

by Grapeturdflavor October 6, 2017

rocking jelly

half erect penis while still maintaining malleability; sportin' a half chub;

I've been rocking jelly since we picked up that sexy hitchhiker an hour ago.
Your mom's tits got me rocking jelly.

by homojeanious October 13, 2017

Cram jelly

When your nutsack is sticking to your thigh

Bro I had the worst cram jelly today in precalc.

by Wakaflakaflame October 16, 2017

Slam Jelly

Like a slam jam, but for british people.

Mmm Quite. Come on and Slam, and welcome to the Jelly.

Yes what a slam jelly

RIgHT QuiCK

by Big_Nibba December 14, 2017

Fun Jelly

Slippery stuff you can get fun with, such as massage oils and gels. Not to be confused with lubricants.

“I was sorting through your room and found some fun jelly stuffed in a box”

by rkatherine January 8, 2018

Sperm jelly

The sperm bubbles going down a shower drain

Sperm jelly are typically found in prison,navy or military showers where groups of men who only have alone time during this period so they all beat there meat and make groups of sperm jelly's slide to the drain

by Turtles23 May 23, 2018

Party Jelly

Slang for hand sanitizer. It moves like jello, and has alcohol in it.

That absolute legend Jim was drinking party jelly and winded up in the hospital.

by bobnoodle June 11, 2018