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Crack head mom

A single mom that’s been single for so long she acts like both the mom and the dad.
My mom yelled at me about changing my oil in my car and twenty minutes later calmly let me knowdinner is ready I hope you have your appetite!” She’s such a crack head mom.
by Shegruwell December 20, 2018
mugGet the Crack head mommug.

crack in the alter

There's a crack in the alter
by anonymous August 1, 2022
mugGet the crack in the altermug.

crack

Mike Ross is gonna crack Rachel Zane all night!
by a122222 July 8, 2025
mugGet the crackmug.

Crack purse

Any female crackheads purse. They almost always have a few torch type lighters, razer blades, knifes for protection and a bunch of random junk. Crackheads seem to be attracted to shiny trinkets. And of course, condoms.
I looked in that bitchs crack purse and it was full of lighters, a big ass knife, a bunch of condoms and i cut my fucking finger on a razer blade. I'll probably get aids!!!
by Rick wtb dick June 13, 2018
mugGet the Crack pursemug.

The crack rock

The rock or bench all the teenagerrs sit on selling cola cola out of their backpack and cars
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
mugGet the The crack rockmug.

Isiah’s Bum Crack

The deadliest thing on the planet. Contains Kim Jong Un’s nuclear codes, because he knows nobody will go in there, or if they tried, they would die.
Isiah’s bum crack smells like low tide.
by Johnathan Sins January 9, 2020
mugGet the Isiah’s Bum Crackmug.

Rudolph On Crack

When you dip your nose in period blood and then she scratches her moot flakes on top of it
“Omg bro, Susan totally gave me a Rudolph On Crack last night. It was like all of my Christmas’s came at once!”
by Flakes4Daayz October 4, 2018
mugGet the Rudolph On Crackmug.

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