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Zombie-vote

1) To vote mindlessly, without thinking thru the issues

2) To vote habitually, either for a Party or for a Candidate, for no particular reason other than you've done this all your life, and so did your Father, and your Grandfather, and your Great Grandfather, and &tc.

3) To vote for a candidate just because they are black/white/female/male/hispanic/Maori/gay/straight &tc and for no other, better reason

4) To spoil your ballot

5) To forget to vote, or to be a conscientious objector to voting
1) I can't *believe America Zombie-voted for Obama. His policies were obvious, they all sounded good, but nobody took the time to think them thru to their obvious conclusion. Duhhhh!

2) I'm going to Zombie-vote Labour Party. I'm Loyal -- always have been. Our family have always voted Labour.

3) It's time to have a female US President. Even Palin could get in by Zombie-vote, if she'd run.

4) Dunno who to vote for: I'll Zombie-vote Reagan by spoiling my ballot.

5) Everybody running for office is crap. I'll Zombie-vote this time and cast my ballot down at the Pub.
by DaChieftain October 18, 2011
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Zombie Apocalypse

The Zombie Apocalypse is a 'Prepper' term used to define the collapse of civilization where the living will hunt and harvest other human beings as a food source.
The Zombie Apocalypse depicted in the movie 'The Road' people were capturing other humans to eat reducing them to the walking dead.
by Sound Chaser November 1, 2018
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Dumpster Zombie

noun. Someone who clearly has no fashion sense.
someone who looks like they were rummaging through a dumpster late at night to obtain the clothes they are wearing
one who throws on anything with no regard for how it looks (i.e. wrinkles, dirty, stained)
She/He's a total Dumpster Zombie.
by absurd angel January 10, 2010
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Zombie Boner

When a male ejaculates during sexual intercourse and then retains an erection and continues to have intercourse.
Last night was incredible. I totally fucked Melissa with a zombie boner.
by Kurupt88 October 17, 2010
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zombehz

the coolest thing to ever happen to culture. sure, they're undead, evil, and raging brain-eaters... but hey, they're fantastically amusing.
“If it bleeds we can kill it.”
~ the Governator's first encounter with zombehz.

“RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN! GOOOOOOOOOOOO! GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!”
~ the Governator upon realizing his mistake.

“My Zombie plan... hide, they won't find me.”
~ Waldo on hiding from zombehz.

“AIM FOR THE HEAD!!”
~ a n00b on zombeh killing.
by hey, oh? July 15, 2009
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Zombie Awareness Month

May is Zombie Awareness Month.
Many films important to the evolution of the modern zombie are set in the month of May, from the original Night of the Living Dead, 1968, to the well received Dawn of The Dead remake of 2004.
Also, because Spring naturally brings with it a sense of renewal and hopefulness, May is the perfect month to emphasize continued vigilance in the face of the coming zombie pandemic.
Despite common misconceptions, zombies - and the threat they represent - are not connected with the late October pagan tradition of Halloween. Witches, ghouls and vampires, all Halloween staples, are otherworldly creatures of old, filled with mysticism and superstition.
Zombies, on the other hand, are biological entities, made of flesh and blood, and functioning under the same laws of science and reason as all worldly beings.
"Happy Zombie Awareness Month Shawn."
"You too lynn."
by spacecake666 May 4, 2010
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Zombie Sea Gulling

Similar to the popular exploit of 'Sea Gulling'; Zombie Sea Gulling is the act of the female participant scooping her mensuration-al discharge into her hand from her vaginal opening, and dispersing into victims face.

Full accomplishment is only succeeded when the phrase 'Zombie Sea Gulling' is said to the unsuspecting other.
"Good morning Katie"
"Sup sistah, what you gonna eat for brea..."
"ZOMBIE SEA GULLING!"
*Splat*
"AAAAGGGHHHH WHAT THE FUCK MARY?!"
by caseyFragile October 6, 2010
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