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Situationship

A term women who are batting out of their league use to rationalize getting pumped and dumped, or being a side chick. A situationship is when a man does not want to commit to a woman, generally because he does not like the woman that much, is married, has a girlfriend, or is just happier being single.

A man continues the situationship because he wants to continue having sex and/or feels bad and wants to let the woman down easy and phase things out gradually, so that she doesn't feel pumped and dumped, even though she was.
Jane: I'm in a situationship with this guy, it's so awkward. We only see each other like once a month when he texts me late night.
John: Snap out of it, you're being used and abused. He's probably on to someone else by now and barely remembers what you look like.
by Bill 215 October 14, 2022
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Situation Analyst

Another "Slang" Term for Lesbian
She doesn't like boys she's a situation analyst
by bearguy904 March 6, 2007
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situationship

When two people have been talking for a long time and do not want to commit to a relationship or want a relationship with no labels.
Me: Are you & Kennedy in a relationship yet ?

Dan: No, we don't like labels or like commitment

Me: So a situationship ?
Dan: Yea
by amour.princess July 23, 2019
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situationship

When your in relationship because of your situation
He and his girlfriend are in a situationship. He's only with her because he needs a place to stay
by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019
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Vietnam Situation

A Vietnam Situation is akin to the Vietnam War in which the U.S. walked in expecting an easy victory and wound up spending years and lives in a costly war.

In slang a Vietnam situation is any sort of job or agreement one walks into and expects to be simple to complete but one finds out it will be quite time consuming and/or expensive.

Lately this slang has been synonymous with an Iraq Situation
Man, my grandmother wanted me to go under the house and see what was rattling around under there. I said 'Sure' I mean it was just a rattle. Turns out There's like fifty hornets nests down there and her sewage line has busted. We got a plumber out here and fourteen cans of pesticide. The whole thing is a Vietnam Situation.
by LeElohm June 9, 2008
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Dead Situation

a situation dats not true, or will neva happin
boy: a shawty i herd u fucked o boy round da block
girl: nigga dats a dead situation he stright kickin da whale wit dat 1.
by poohbaby2505 August 23, 2009
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fuck my situation

Instead of saying, "fuck my life," when ALL of life can't be THAT bad, it is much more appropriate to use the phrase, "fuck my situation."

it makes a direct reference to a specific situation within a conversation noting that a particular event or series of linked event in one party's life are in fact terrible or awkward.
when you're walking to your car from your JUST established fuck buddy's apartment, with him and your other classmate who lives in the complex as he, says "good morning."

you say, "fuck my situation" or "FMS"

this is perfect for FMS because life is still good, you just got laid, BUT someone just noticed.
by Mrs. FMS December 7, 2009
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