Theory Worker

people in management/sales/marketing that thing "in theory that should work"

they often end up setting impossible or stupid goals for others.

The theory workers seem to think that our plumbing company will build a whole power plant for our customer

by xenobasketologist April 15, 2021

tab worker

r/wallstreetbets trader that piggybacks the due diligence of other traders that are equally blind, usually late to the table. Derogatory term for a trader that's continually searching for the next 10 x'er having no knowledge of the company or ticker they are about to dump money into.

You're just a Tab Worker

by Lesssugarless April 23, 2021

starbucks worker

Someone who works at Starbucks. Most commonly an LGBT+ person (or at the least is overweight and/or dyed their hair.

She was a Starbucks worker

by virginislanderpresidnet July 23, 2022

hardly worker

Someone who works hardly compared to someone who works hard

BIG OH is a hardly worker. He didnt get any of his work done.

by LANDeezNutz November 17, 2022

Sheet metal worker

A dumb ass Puerto Rican dude named Louis. His only skill is beating things with a hammer

“Dude look at Louis he’s over there eating his boogers”. Man don’t worry about him. He’s a sheet metal worker. You know those guys are are just laborers with hammer training.

by Steamfitter420 April 22, 2022

Rot Worker

Someone who works at the Reber Thomas dining hall at Liberty University. This connotation is typically used in a slanderous or insulting like fashion to address a sketchy person in the food service industry.

That guy looks sketchy he must be a Rot Worker.

Bro is being weird he's acting like a Rot Worker right now.

by Libberby October 3, 2022

Hard Worker

Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.

“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.

See also: “bubbly.”

“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”

“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”

by hotsummerfun@fauxhegansun October 18, 2022