wonka

Any sort of oral sexual activity taking place inside of an elevator; preferably a glass elevator.

On the way to the top floor, she gave me a superb wonka!

by Slick and Slim January 8, 2009

wonk

wonk is a term for masterbation in internet chat sites

hi there muffin what shall we do today

well cupcake y dont we do abit of this and that get naked and have a wonk

by ya muffin June 9, 2011

shocka wocka

Slang for a cool event, such as a stuck fart leaving the butt or a tax refund check arriving. also just used randomly to harass co-workers!!!!

"Pfffftt...ahhhh dat's da shocka wocka!!" or "I got my money back finallly!!! Shocka-Wocka!!!" also defined as a person that's da sh@t, usually wispered to another..."it's da shocka wocka" or just blurb it out when others are deep in thought !!!!!

by roach bug January 24, 2008

wonch

A word used to describe someone that is bitch like but not quite a bitch. It is a euphemistic and more playful way to call someone a bitch.

Yo bro why are you being such a wonch?

by getmoneymothafucka February 9, 2010

Willy Wonka

The act of using song and/or dance to persuade one to do something.

Kobe: Man, that bitch just don't listen. I had to Willy Wonka her ass just to get some chicken.

by kobedoinwork October 17, 2009

wonk

a nerd, someone really knowledgeable about a certain topic, someone who studies a lot

That guy is a real policy wonk

by Al August 27, 2004

wonka

An adjective that originates from the name of one of the principle characters in Roald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The character, Willy Wonka, was a wacky and deranged owner of a chocolate factory. The term was first used in its full form, but has now been shortened simply to 'wonka'.

The term is commonly used to describe anything that is bizarre and/or nonsensical. Both a person and thing can be referred to using this adjective.

"Did you hear what Vicky just said to me? She must be wonka!"
"That drawing that Stacia made is wonka, but I didn't want to say anything."
"Did you see what Amanda did today? She is wonka."

by J FizzleDizzle August 2, 2006