waldo

that fucker that i can never find. damn you waldo!

Wheres waldo? ??????

by L. Camac February 1, 2005

wall of voodoo

Possibly the greatest band of all time. Their timeless hits include Far Side of Crazy, Busines of Love, and Mexican Radio.
They are particulary good when on mushrooms.
They once reached the top ten in Australia

Kramer:What's this record? WHo's Wall of Voodoo
Leonardo: I think they had a big hit in the 80's but its not on that album
Kramer: Throw it on

by Valstrovski October 22, 2006

Waldorf fumble

when your buddy plays the perfect wingman role while talking to some girls at the Waldorf Astoria bar but you decide to crash early and miss the opportunity of a lifetime.

While tossing down drinks at the Waldorf bar, Bruce had the chance to hook up with the woman claiming to be the daughter of one Rue McClanahan of Golden Girls fame, but decided he was too tired to close the deal. The Waldorf fumble must never be repeated.

by MDen May 14, 2009

Hairy Waldo

When one can not locate a penis due to it hiding underneath a large amount of pubic hair.

Girl: So I was having sex with this guy and he had a hairy waldo. I was all "Where is it? I can not find it under all this hair." And then I found it, I found Waldo!

by Walda2003 October 29, 2009

Mental Wall

Also known as an 'emotional wall'

An imaginary barrier that someone puts up to avoid or protect themselves from something.

Usually seen in people who've had or are going through troubled or hard times.

Blake: Everly won't talk to me

Braden: Yeah, she's put up a mental wall

Blake: Why?

Braden: Her patents got divorced and I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to get close to us, only to end up like her parents.

by Red M June 9, 2016

crawlin' up the wall

laying on your back with your legs against the wall, the action of masturbation with the result of shooting semen into your face, aka as a "self money-shot"

guy: hey, why didn't you answer your phone last night?

friend: well my parents had a long talk with me about what it means when parents catch their sons crawlin' up the wall...

by samurai samus March 12, 2010

wallacing

When a pompous prick fumbles the ball just shy of the end zone; done by laying face down, arms out to the front, and a football just out of reach.

His wallacing just cost them the game.
His wallacing sent the Egg Bowl trophy to MSU.

by MSUSenior December 2, 2013