doo wad 

an epic coagulation of seminal fluids

Ivan is a very big doo wad.

doo wad by mattofusa April 1, 2007

Lettuce Wad 

1. A tightly packed, layered, and folded outer leaf of rotting iceberg lettuce included as an inedible topping to an In-n-out burger. Distinguished from the cool, crisp, "hand-leafed" piece of lettuce usually included with your fesh, tasty burger.

2. Any epicurean abomination.

You: I can't wait to sink my teeth into this tasty Double-Double.

Me: Oh man! A lettuce wad! I can't eat this now. Can I have yours?

Lettuce Wad by drJJL April 18, 2010

twat-wad 

a piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in a woman's pubic hair.

"Taking that twat-wad out of my pubes really hurt."

twat-wad by kroostergirl February 19, 2012

Pussy Wad 

A piece of toilet paper that has attached to your pubic hair after using the bathroom & later makes its way off your pussy & onto the floor.

Make sure you use good toilet or you'll end up with pussy wad.

Pussy Wad by MG88 April 16, 2012

mexican wad 

A wad or roll of money that is made up of small denominations, typically one dollar bills. Named because mexicans commonly like to carry them instead of changing their singles into larger bills.

Guy 1: I need to get this mexican wad changed

Guy 2: Nah man, just hit the strip club, dem bitches love singles!

mexican wad by Thatoneguy2 November 5, 2013

Musket Wad

A thick, heavy load of semen.

I blew my musket wad all over her face so she had some new material for her only fans.

My ballz were aching so I had to fire off a musket was in the shower.

Musket Wad by Dick Onchin December 21, 2020

pad the wad 

To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.

We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.

pad the wad by Scott Friday December 18, 2008