Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra

You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.

Rikki Tikki Tavi really got me considering the mongoose vs. spitting cobra

by Lil Dick Energy May 28, 2019

Myriad vs Carlile

A true battle of titans,any blows traded by them make the very earth quake, God himself hides because he is scared of these two their power is unrivaled and unequaled when the fight is decided a new king will be crowned and all will tremble in awe

im nervous, myriad and carlile have been getting more and more restless a fight is bound to break out soon the very world will shatter at the first blow may god help us all the myriad vs carlile fight will shape our very earth

by Samir's Shotgun December 10, 2019

Bullshitting Vs Lying

The Bullshitter is indifferent toward truth and falsity.
The Ordinary liar is concerned with truth-values

-Lying and Insincerity by Andreas Stokke

Bullshitting Vs Lying
John: "And then the Romans went and sacked all these cities probably"
Sara: "Yeah probably"

Bob: "Yeah then Harry ate my dog"
Ryan: "Oh damn I believe you"

by UglyBuckle November 3, 2020

Pico vs uberkids

that one forgotten pico game on newgrounds

me checking my browser history: hmm whats this newgrounds one

opens up to pico vs uberkids

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

lumity.vs

a mutual who is very cool
i wrote abt them in clas bc theyre that cool
wont shut up abt raeda angst LIKE MAKE A HAPPY EDIT FOR ONCE RAY
<3

lumity.vs is cool
who tf is that??
ur a loser

by mars..vsp or raine.edits on tt September 13, 2021

Stang vs Feehan

a rivalry that really doesn’t exist. none of the Stang students care about it because Stang’s real rival is Dartmouth High School, and none of the Feehan students care about it because why would you ever care about Bishop Stang. The only people that actually take this “rivalry” seriously are the coaches and staff members of the schools.

The Stang vs Feehan rivalry doesn’t exist

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

uk drill vs us drill

A joke to many, because they are running out of things to rap on and their greatest hits were during the rise of the pandemic. It fell of towards the end of 2022 and the 3rd-5th month of 2023. They use lullabys to rap on.... kind of sad. UK drill is on the brink of falling off. There are not too much gang wars. Hardly any, just stabbings and robberies. The stabbings are incredibly... BIG. But same with US drill. DD Osama, brother of Notti Osama, (notti is dead) is slowly falling off. Fans say his music is getting ass. After one of his top hits, Back To Back, with rapper Dudeylo, not dudelyo. DD is in the gang OY, (original youngins) and all of the good rappers are either in prison/juvenile or dead. DOA= Dead on Arrival (might be, there are confused names.) YGZ= Young Gunnaz

OGZ= Original Goonz
OYOGZ= Alliance with OY and OGz.

Dead:
Notti Osama (OY)
Woolotti (DOA)
Edot Baby (OY)
C-Hii (DOA)
Pop Smoke

Etc.

Locked up: (in prison or juvenile)
Kay Flock (DOA)
Dthang (YGZ)
Sugarhill Keem (OY)
PJ Glizzy (OGZ)
Bando (YGZ)

Lee Drilly (Drilly)

(might be dead?)

So... both drills are falling off. This might even be the end of drill.
drill is a type of rap.

1: uk drill better
2: us drill better

uk drill vs us drill means two countries debating on which drill is better

by qwerty1237 June 6, 2023