utah jazz fan

a fan of the Utah Jazz. One of the most pathetic creatures capable of intaking oxygen and expelling bullshit. The most common breed lives in a constant state of denial hoping a higher power will intervene with their season and lead them to a playoff birth. Allergic to extended periods of success and championships.

Utah Jazz Fans erect statues of mediocre players who have never won a championship.

by Basketball Expert September 12, 2017

UTAS

Form of YITAS meaning U Took A Shit. Also see ITASOY. You may also say UFTAS, meaning U Fucking Took a Shit.

Person #1: Dammit! Wut the hell happened in here?
Person #2: UFTAS you bastard!

by uftas pwnage July 19, 2005

to go to utah

(verb) to go on some sort of drug related trip, commonly used when refering to acid.

Would you like to go to utah with us?

by WMD(emocrocy) April 12, 2008

West Haven, Utah

Boring, lame, and small country side in Utah. When you drive through you smell horse shit and see dead cats on the side of the road. Just a bunch of rich bitches trying to act like farmers.

West Haven, Utah

by Internetgeek9080 July 17, 2010

Utah Speed Limit

Although while in most states, they're struggling to keep their drivers from driving OVER the speed limit. This is not the case in Utah. The Utah Speed Limit, depending on how many lanes of traffic, is 5-15mph below the normal speed limit. On a 4 lane road (2 for each direction) it will be at least 10mph under. On a six lane (3 each direction) it will be at least 5mph under.

"WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING 30mph! We're going freaking 20mph!"

"Dude, it's the Utah Speed Limit...."

"Well, then make a SPEED MINIMUM!"

by IHateUtahDrivers May 22, 2010

UTAH

1. A state in the western united states.
2. Known as the "No Coast" area
3. A High Rolling record label known in the utah region: See Free City Records

Utah is in the Western United States.

by urbandictionary.com February 26, 2003

Utah

The one and only place in America where people are shot to death after being sent to death row.

Utah: come and see our Mormons!

by Reticulated Spline March 31, 2015