Turf Grabbers

When a person, typically a girl, has toes that are longer than her open toe shoes or sandals. The toes appear to be grabbing at the turf when she walks due to her shoes being too small or ill fitting.

Dude #1: "Hey bro, look at that girl she is smokin' hot!"

Dude #2: "Yeah she is, too bad she has Turf Grabbers. Look at how long her toes are!"

by Keppppp November 10, 2010

turf

To destroy grass by spinning the wheels of a vehicle on it, typically as a quick and easy way to get revenge on a suburban property owner.

Old geezer down the block said "stay off my lawn." Tonight Imma turf his front yard.

by Rat Zap November 28, 2019

Turf

To force someone to leave somewhere, often used in medicine as part of the "Buff and Turf"

The gomer in room 8 just wouldn't leave and kept saying "go avay, go avay, go avay" so I turfed her to psychiatry

by Datguy8 January 11, 2019

surf and turf day

14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.

the 14th of april is it national surf and turf day.

by jeetjedeetje March 15, 2016

Turf Whale

A word that describes a random act, or a way to express your enjoyment/hatred of something

Bob: "That basketball game was so turf whale."
Erik: "Yeah, because our team destroyed yours."

Nathaniel: *sneezes loudly in the middle of class*
Me: "That was so turf whale, dude!"

by chunky_lugi896 May 19, 2018

surf n turf

surf n turf is a quote from the tv show skins which means getting absolutely high out of your mind while possibly having a cheeky shag. when one spends an evening getting drunk/wasted/sloshed with friends. we live for surf n turf. While surf n turfing you will find mdma fiends and lost wanderers of the ket tribe, that have made a nest in the hardtek forest.

*insert name* surf n turf’d so hard last night she whiteyed into next year!

by sillywankerrrrrrrrr November 3, 2020

Terror Turf

Slang for weed,cannabis,marijuana whatever you like to call it.

To be used in the same vain of devils lettuce or Mary Jane and other euphemisms. And also works brilliantly as a substitute to refer to synthetic weed.

I coined it, it's up to all of you to use it now 👍

My dealer got me some mad terror turf, I couldn't get off the couch all night.

I'm new to town, can you help me find some terror turf.

by Constant Rectitude March 4, 2022