turbo stds

The mega stds. Once infected a victim will cry sexual fluids out of their anus. There is no knoe cure and it mostly affects midgets.

"Oh shit, the midget gave me turbo stds!"

by butmincherherpes May 18, 2018

Turbo Mode

When a dude gets super horny and his bone is harder than usual

Girl 1: wow that felt great last night
Guy 1: yeah, I must have been in turbo mode then

by Yeahyeahboi34 November 30, 2020

Turbo Gorilla

The speed of a Cheetah and the majesty of a gorilla

“Wow what’s that on the horizon”- person 1
“Well by friend. Behold most dangerous animal in all of Africa, the Turbo Gorilla. The unholy result of a gorilla doing the horizontal hug with a cheetah.“

by Ventrex14x October 4, 2020

turbo bungle

Fuck up a simple task so badly that simply "bungling" isn't sufficient.

"Boy, you really turbo bungled that one, didn't ya Sam?"

by maestro696969 October 7, 2020

turbo limp

A type of majestic movement that frequently occurs when a person acquires some kind of leg or foot injury. The rhythm in which it often flows, goes with a sort of kick, flop, bounce. It can be perceived as a rather amusing movement, in an ultracrepidarian's eyes. However this cannot be taken lightly, as it is a serious sport in Sweden, and will soon be introduced to the Olympics.

Catherine turbo limped to the bus stop, in order to not miss her bus with her friend, Lucy on it.

by Ultracrepidarian May 17, 2017

Turbo Juice

A drink only found at Handle Bar Hanks in Welland, On. Mixed liquor and Old Vienna that is sure to play mind games with you.

Went to Hanks last night and got a Turbo Juice. I wont be in to work for a week.

by Handlebar spanks June 22, 2017

Turbo train

when big green soft wave turns into white wash and there is speed when surfing the wave, its a hoot.

(Fast rolling soft fat waves feel like you're on a turbo train)

by KyKatz August 25, 2013