(T.C.B) Tactical cock-block

basically its a planned cockblock and requires the utmost creativity and epicness to pull one off. but instead of ruining the mood you just completely make it impossible.

ok ok so jimmy finally got that chick down to the apartment. so right b4 they start makin out, lets axe bomb and shaving cream bomb the room theyre in.

they do it.

she runs of screaming.

guys yell"oh yeah no chica for him tonight."

and since i have to include the whole word in here (T.C.B) tactical cock-block

by tcb master September 20, 2011

trastic

two words that are compleatly different. like tragic and fantastic.

That bitch has a trastic pussy.

by Dicklong_08 January 18, 2008

testical shitting rectal wart

Some who is being intolerable or annoying

Why do you have to be such a testical shitting rectal wart!

by Fatty Pedro 2 th MaXXX June 20, 2006

Tactical nap

1. The act of using your time wisely and napping instead of doing nothing.

Time for a tactical nap before the movie starts.

by Ta53r_ka1n March 21, 2011

Rasticals

Noun: To have Testical hair so long it can be braided and made into dreadlocks on a drunken or stoned spring break trip to Jamaica.

Nice Rasticals bro....how much did you smoke last nigh?

by gypsymob January 20, 2011

drastical

An epic provider of web hosting, security, and mad l33t technology services.

"Ayyo, I just got the hookup from drastical for my new album's web site!"
"Where at?"
"drastical.net"

by srs bsns March 26, 2010

Tactical wank

A type of wank that is performed in anticipation of an iminant sexual encounter. By having a tactical wank, you save your self from busting quick when your iminant sexual encounter occurs.

Johnny: What are you up to?

TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.

Johnny: Smart move, champ.

by .xx xx. January 12, 2016