A type of wank that is performed in anticipation of an iminant sexual encounter. By having a tactical wank, you save your self from busting quick when your iminant sexual encounter occurs.
Johnny: What are you up to?
TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.
Johnny: Smart move, champ.
TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.
Johnny: Smart move, champ.
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The worst "rock band" of all time. Extremely mediocre guitar, bass and drums. Singer sounds like a sheep being bludgeoned to death. A staple of any Canadian radio station because their boring, depressing songs can be related to by all the failures in the world.
While driving to school on a cold, cloudy November morning, the Tragically Hip was playing on the radio
Gord Downie is a fucking wierdo (Lead singer of The Tragically Hip)
The Tragically Gip is the shitty version of REM
Gord Downie is a fucking wierdo (Lead singer of The Tragically Hip)
The Tragically Gip is the shitty version of REM
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by arturo swift June 7, 2011
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