Towing bitches

When you finger a girl with your toes

Last night I was towing bitches back to back with my feet

by 3shadess April 3, 2022

Totting out

When your cat is so happy that they lay out on their back, belly to the sky and paws curled by their face. Living their best life with not a care in the world.

Look at our cat Tater, he’s totting out right now.

by Tatertotting June 30, 2022

Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise

I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits

by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022

Toming

The action of thinking about Tom Hiddleston

“I’m Toming right now. Don’t bother me.”

by lokiisbestantihero August 26, 2022

Trting

Someone who has depression having diarrhea, because they are hurting and well yk

The depressed boy zayne was trting

by J_1d331 December 4, 2022

Tating

The act of gaining Andrew Tate followers

My friend had been tating all of the boys in our grade

by Mr Prime December 16, 2022

Tofting

The act of being smothered (or smothering) under (or with) the buttock cheeks, anus and scrotum / labia of a fellow participant in some sort frothy sex play. Named after Danish Footballer Stig Tofting during his FIFA World Cup outing of 2002 who was a bullish no-nonsense type who's brutalisit appearance suggested he might be partial to a bit of "Tofting" himself.

In practice, the Toftee is positioned under the Tofter's "junk", inserting his or her nose into the rectal cavity, with mouth pressed firmly against the pre-genital fatty tisue. This causes the Toftee to be smothered and starved of oxygen, aiding in the additional practice of erotic asyphixiation.

Subtle variations of Tofting can involve "humiliation" by the controlled release of flatus, "poop games", "clamping" and "stuffing".

Harry and Meghan frequently relaxed by indulging in a spot of Tofting. Megan usually Tofted the young ex-royal, and occasionally added some extra frisson by inviting celebrity friends such as Divine, Sir Elton John, and Butterbean to join in.

Or:

Pats Fan: "Wow, Brandon Moore totally just Tofted Mark Sanchez"

Jets fan: "I hate my life!"

by Cap'n Stevie February 2, 2023