Tommy Wiseau

Director, actor, writer, producer (and everything else) behind the cult favorite, masterpiece known as The Room. His extraordinary talent and remarkable filmmaking skills have made him famous worldwide.

Here are some examples from the genius, timeless literature of Tommy Wiseau:

- You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

- Oh hi doggy!

- Let's go eat huh!

- I'm so lucky to have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much.

- I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did naat! Oh hi Mark!

- You betrayed me... you that good... you, you're just a chicken, chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp, cheep, cheep.

- What a funny story, Mark!

- Everybody betrayed me! I fed up with this world!

- Maybe you should have a girl, Mark.

- Anyway, how is your sex life?

by Klogg August 24, 2010

Tommy Tubby

One who seeks the affection of other men. Man Bitch.

Man that guy is a real Tommy Tubby for Charles.

by Btrad April 20, 2005

Tommy Fuckerville

A pseudonym for Tommy Tuberville, the Senator from Alabama, who is a lier, coward and certified douchebag.

There goes Tommy Fuckerville again, trying to fuck the entire nation for his own political gain.

by LaughingAloud May 14, 2023

Tommy gums

The act of performing oral sex without having teeth, or taking your teeth out. i.e. dentures

"Bro she took out her dentures and gave me them Tommy gums."

by JustinMoneyWeed November 20, 2011

Tommy Oliver

Tommy Oliver debuted as the evil green ranger. Later he was freed from the evil spell he was under and joined the Power Rangers. He later served as the white ranger and became the leader of the team. During Zeo and Turbo he was the red ranger. He now serves as the mentor for the DynoThunder rangers and the black dyno ranger. He is a doctor in palientology. Today, historians bow to his masterful wisdom and engorged penis.

As told in the Scriptures of T.O., passed down from the God himself.

"In this was manifested the love of Tommy Oliver toward us, because that Tommy Oliver sent His only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through Him. Herein is love, not that we loved Tommy, but that He loved us, and sent His Son to be the satisfaction for our sins."

~Zordon 4:19~

by Negative Nancy 24 December 16, 2008

Tommy Bahama

A high-end American brand, manufacturing casual clothes with a tropical flair. They are famous for their flower patterned linen shirts, colorful khaki pants, and light cotton knits. It is often worn by either wealthy boat-owning retirees or well-off University bros on vacation who are looking for a more exotic alternative to their usual preppy brands.

John: "I'm traveling to St. Barths next month for a catamaran cruise, should I buy any new clothes for the trip?"
Alex: "Definitely get some Tommy Bahama"

by Nothing is real March 9, 2018

tommy swankie

thinks he is a beast but is really just...well..
"SWANKIE"
=)

that kid is TOMMY SWANKIE

by mmoorriiaahh October 18, 2008