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Jacqi Tired

A unique form of tiredness which replaces being hungover in select individuals; The superhuman ability to become intoxicated multiple nights in a row but never suffer the ill effects of a hangover thr following day.
"Wow. What a night. We drank like we did 20 years ago in college. I am soooooo hungover. How do you feel?"

"I'm Jacqi tired. Gonna go do a PB 10k today."
by Gympy January 23, 2021
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introvert tired

The feeling you get after being with a group of people or just a single person.
School was great today, although I am a little introvert tired.
by eggdropsoup February 14, 2017
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Sleepy tires

"sleepy tires" - noun/ adj/ reference 1.ones tiredness coming over themselves 2.the tiredness 'rolling' in such as tires roll 3.degree of measuring tiredness, doziness, grogginess ©MacJan,2011
by Macjan October 10, 2011
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Tire Mark

A huge shit stain in your underwear or in the toilet bowl.
After eating Jorge's chili yesterday. I left some serious tire marks in the shitter.
by Brave Dave C February 28, 2016
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spare tiring

Third wheeling for two couples, so one would be the fifth person (fifth wheel), hence the name spare tire.
Ricky and Jane went with John and Rachel to the movies on a double date. They invited David too. David politely declined, however, telling them that he didn't want to spend a perfectly good Friday night spare tiring.
by Whitest Black Person October 27, 2016
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shitfaced tired

When you are so tired that you act as if you are drunk and sometimes don't remember what you said or did the next morning
jill: thanks for walking me home last night, and all the sweet things you said to me

john: We hung out last night? Damn, i'm sorry. I must have been shitfaced tired
by loki219 October 13, 2010
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Stretched Tires

Stretched Tires are when car and truck enthusiasts install tires narrower than the wheels on their vehicle. Although this is often done because owners are too poor to buy the correct size rubber, some do it for "the look", unaware the fad started in the late 1990's in the gay male community of Mexico City where it continues to this day. The more "stretch" a man put on his truck tires indicated his status as being able to accept larger penises for anal sex. More stretch equals more dick.
My friend Chris wasn't getting much action until he put stretched tires on his Silverado. Now every time he goes to Home Depot, he brings home a Juan or Pedro to give him a good reaming.
by KTeacherK June 15, 2021
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