bad timing

when 3 really, really hot teenage guys have been at the pool for an hour and a half and just as they are leaving, two girls who are about the same age and are probably super models and are even hotter than these guys walk in and take off their outer layers leaving only a bikini covering the two finest looking bodies known to mankind

see above

by foxpack July 2, 2004

timisayo

A tiny penis

You fucked a Timisayo last night

by Louism09 January 14, 2018

timbits

What Harold and Kumar were really trying to get.

Riley would not rest until he found some timbits.

by bigsleaz June 19, 2011

Bad timing

Phrase: Usually occurs during cuming when a lady does not release her grip on the cock at its base. Cum cannot spurt out into her pussy because her fingers block the flow. She has the pleasure of feeling the cock pulsate in her hand as it struggles to void the jism, but the male orgasm cannot be its most intense. Total orgasmic pleasure is directly related to the unrestricted flow of cum into and through the cock shaft.

My wife gripped me too long the other night. She had bad timing and held the cum in my body just a little too long before it erupted as a I blew a nut and flooded her pussy. I am going to have to work harder on better timing, but she is often a naughty lover and does not concentrate well when cuming. May be I will have to beg louder.

by neverdone January 20, 2008

TIITUS

A fat potato and small bick

He is so short and round he must be tiitus the potato man

by Pizzamies January 16, 2019

TiMi

&TotSE, addict, and partly retarde...random... ya...
and is also quite useful at picking locks. wrote a 1100+ essay on how to prepare breakfast cerial. excellent at wasting time. can be really, really irritating. several people in the world dont want to kill him, mostly coz of the effort involved...o and add can make stuff from duck/t tape... oooo and is not a skater.

TiMi says - roflcopter = rofl but better
TiMi says - meth
Haley says - IM stealing that
TiMi says - No

by imhaley September 15, 2008

tikito

A slimy, slender, red thing that slides out of your dog's penis when he is horny.

After your dog humped my leg he had a tikito.

by john Do December 19, 2003