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Tilani's are usually people who love being a smartass all the time, but on the overall are beautiful people with amazing souls. They are usually brunettes who are extremely intelligent. Although they can be annoyed very easily they are still the ideal bestfriend. Besides the negatives tilanis are someone you want to have ad keep in your life.
"dude did you see that chick she's such a good friend, she must be a tilani."
by A girl who wants to be heard October 4, 2013
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fnaf floor tiles

The black and white floor tiles from the five nights at freddys franchise. A way to slander straight people.
Not the fnaf floor tiles saying something.”
by Kapn July 18, 2021
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TILF

1. Teacher I'd Like to Fuck
2. Teen I'd Like to Fuck
3. Tits I'd Like to Fuck
4. Twat I'd Like to Fuck
5. Tushy I'd Like to Fuck
6. Throat I'd Like to Fuck
7. Taylor I'd Like to Fuck
8. Tranny I'd Like to Fuck
9. Trio I'd Like to Fuck
10. Tan I'd Like to Fuck
Yesterday I had a debate with my colleague Amy about our teachers at school, trying to establish which of them is the hottest TILF (1). The discussion turned me on also because of all the teen chicks in my class, Amy was the hottest TILF (2):
- Mike, what do you think of our English teacher?
- I think she's hot.
- Why, just because she has those big boobs?
- Well, you can't deny that's a nice pair of TILF (3).
- Guess so. And what about our Maths teacher?
- She's a twat.
- A twat you'd like to fuck, or you mean you just hate her.
- Both. She's nasty, but also hot, so I'd gladly take my revenge by fucking her real good. So I guess that makes her a TILF (1+4) also.
- Mike, am I a TILF for you?
- Let me think: it turns you on whan I call you a twat, your teeny twat tastes delicious, and I'd happily fuck your brains out any day. Of course you are a TILF (2+4).
- You're getting me wet Mike, but let's try to focus. What about our Geography teacher?
- Ah, she has a real TILF (5). Her tushy is so hot, I'd fuck her in the ass day and night.
- And the Spanish teacher?
- Well, she has a hot body overal, but I particularly love her when she's speaking. Something about her Spanish turns me on so much that I feel like grabbing her and shoving my dick deep in her throat right there in front of the class. That's what I call a TILF (6) in this case.
- You like cumming in girls' throats?
- Throats, faces, tits... everywhere. I like to tie them down and jack off till I cum over them.
- I guess that makes you a Taylor, or might I add - a TILF (7).
- And what turns you on Amy?
- Anything hot. Hot guys, hot chicks.
- Even trannies?
- Why not? Some are really TILFs (8), with a sweet face, hot body, and juicy cocks.
- Hmm... you, our Spanish teacher and a hot tranny. Now that'd be a hot trio that would steam up the windows of any room. And for me - a TILF (9).
- You find Miss Lopez the hottest TILF?
- Yes, she has such a body that can turn on anyone, boy or girl. And she has like the perfect tan. Whenever I see a chick with that tan I either feel like fucking her right away, or I imagine a steamy lesbian action involving her. I sometimes walk the beaches only in search for TILFs (10).
- Well Mike, a tranny might be harder to find, but Miss Lopez seems to be quite open minded - and I've seen how she looks at you from time to time. I'd say we try to approach her after school ends this summer for a trio. Who knows? Some of your dreams might actually come true. I know I'm looking forward to it. ;)
by Dhadik February 21, 2008
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tile peeler

A fart that stinks so badly, it will put up a hole scholl if ignited. even worse than 3 stink bombs let off in an enclosed room with no windows!!
eg. JOSH M is a tile peeler
by Ñ3ss October 2, 2006
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Tilk

When you add milk to tea and mix them together.

It's mostly common among Kurdish people.
I always drink a cup of tilk in the morning.

Mr. Zana Abbas is drinkin tilk right now.
by Macos Karam July 5, 2016
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Beat it till it's cold

When you masturbate so long in the shower that the water turns cold
- Did u finish yet?
- Now I am, I like to beat it till it's cold
by DryBass69 December 13, 2016
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tila tequila

Also see Tila Nguyen, because that's her real name.

She's 26. She's too old to be "the next superstar".

There's no denying Tila's courage is admirable and all, but where will she be in ten years? She can't just do "sex sells!" and MySpace forever. Also, she is too slow.

Plus her hip hop skills are out of par.
Yes, Tila Tequila's boobs are fake.
by Vivien Mourier April 21, 2007
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