throbbing man thunder

The throbbing member between every mans legs that gives them the thunder neccessary for reproduction.

A.K.A. The Male Genetalia or Penis

I am going to deeply penetrate your pink valley of seduction with my throbbing man thunder.

by Sanner November 29, 2007

BLACK THUNDA

An emassive black dildo, quite veiny, which is reccommended to use with a large supplement of anal ease. Water-based lubricants are reccommended.

Customer: "My boyfriend is not satisfying me in bed. What would you suggest I buy as a substitute?"

Employee: "Black thunda is one of our best sellers at the moment!"

by Previous custumer November 23, 2004

Turkish Thunder Whip

The act of a male aggressively slapping his female counterpart across the face with his testicles. This act is typically preformed at the height of a sexual climax, just before the male blows his load in her bruised face.

Male 1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a black eye when I Turkish Thunder Whipped her last nite!
Male 2: You Jizz Monkey!

by The Jizz Monkier December 15, 2009

thunder clap

When a man is a.) naked or b.) wearing clothing that is non-constraining on the crotchal region, and he begins pelvic thrusting with such violent determination that his scroat (scrotum) begins to repeatedly smack audibly againnt his chode/taint/chonch.

Honey, stop that! Your thunder clap so goddamn loud it's going to wake the neighbors again.

by Masterclapper October 19, 2006

thunder jugs

Admirably large breasts.

Excuse me, boys, here comes Thunder Jugs Sal. I just have to sit and stare for a while.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Thunder Bumping

The act of two fat people having sex.

Antwann was Thunder Bumping with some chick last night. I could feel the house shaking!

by Rescue Squirrel August 15, 2011

thunder bay special

When a group of three or more violent, cowardly criminals physically assault one person from behind without warning in a violent, targeted physical assault. The victim has no warning that the physical assault is going to occur and has no chance in defending himself. The criminals then laugh and joke about their cowardly physical assault while smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol.

"We gave that guy the Thunder Bay Special when we jumped him from behind and broke his leg."

by SimpsonStreetLover August 14, 2016