thread fic

A piece of fanfiction written via a Twitter thread

"I read this really cool thread fic the other day"
"Oh neat"
"Yeah I just wish it wasn't on the elongated muskrat website"

by newwwwusername July 15, 2023

Text Thread Hater

One who refuses to accept how awesome, efficient and enjoyable a group chat, thread or conversation can be.

Rebecca hates being included on the Anderson Family text thread because she thinks it is banal, she is a text thread hater.

by sidewayspony89 June 27, 2018

i hate my girlfriend thread

A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.

i hate my girlfriend thread on twitter

by empdumbnigga October 07, 2023

Thread Count

The number of followers you have on Threads

I like to keep my Thread Count low, there's too many people I've had to mute.

by dynamic_glyph July 09, 2023

Boss Threads

Street talk for smart-casual clothes which look particularly nice on someone.

'They are some Boss Threads you have on today, dude'

by Unlimited_Boldness November 01, 2016

Thread the peedle

When one person is sitting on a toilet and another person (usually male) pees through the gap between the first person's legs. As featured in the book 50 shades of word 3: Fried chicken.

Man can you wrap up that shit? I gotta pee

Why don't you just thread the peedle

Good idea!

by Peedlethread March 22, 2023

butt thread

A thread that is ingested then must be pulled out of the anus after going through the digestive systems. Usually happens to animals.

Ex. Puppy ate the top of the food bag to get to the food and swallowed the string. Now you have to pull out the butt thread hanging from their anus.

by Babygrrldee February 25, 2014