by Norma Jean October 19, 2005
Used to define something so horiffic or piss ass poor that the only thing worse would be the consumption of a big old crap sandwich.
by pstar November 19, 2003
Something that is random, not based on skill. People think this refers to an asshole (where your crap shoots out), but it's actually a reference to the dice-rolling game called Craps.
The stock market is a crap shoot.
by EGarrett June 13, 2004
your friend has bought a new pair of trainers, by the time he gets home they will have been magnetically drawn to dog crap within 3 inches of wherever s/he put his/her foot
by The White Dragon March 03, 2006
What comes out when you try to say "Jesus Christ" and "holy crap" at the same time. Will generally come across as either humorous or bizarre to any listeners, unless they are devoutly Christian, in which case they may likely be offended.
by Screennameless January 31, 2009
Any worthless induvidual who tries to steal credit for someone else's work; also someone who tries to pass blame on others.
J.T. erwin is a fucking crap weasel; he got a letter jacket for being towel boy on the basketball team.
by Vivcious Gandhi May 24, 2003
by Chuck D. Bones April 16, 2010