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Often found on the soles of the newest pairs of shoes
your friend has bought a new pair of trainers, by the time he gets home they will have been magnetically drawn to dog crap within 3 inches of wherever s/he put his/her foot
by The White Dragon March 03, 2006
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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you. you, are dogcrap.
you are dogcrap
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